randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

(via no-more-bubbles)

tulpalecki:

616 & MCU comparison: 2 of ??

Captain America, volume 5 #008

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hockey players + urban dictionary (penguins edition)

fatandfabulousmermaid:

One of the first things they ask you in the ER is to rate your pain on a scale from 1 to 10. I’ve been asked this question hundreds of times and I remember once, when I couldn’t catch my breath and I felt like my chest was on fire, the nurse asked me to rate the pain. Though I couldn’t speak, I held up 9 fingers. Later, when I started feeling better, the nurse came in and she called me a fighter. “You know how I know?” she said, “You called a 10 a 9.” But that wasn’t the truth.

I didn’t call it a 9 because I was brave. The reason I called it a 9 was because I was saving my 10…and this was it. 

(Source: linseymorris, via hellasterek)

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who needs handrails when you have brandon bollig’s ass in front of you?
who needs handrails when you have brandon bollig’s ass in front of you?

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

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